Looking for ideas for funny retirement gifts for coworkers? You’ve come to the right place!
Ahhh, retirement… that time of life that many people anticipate. Whether the retirement at hand is celebratory or otherwise, humor is always an excellent way to approach retirement gifts. While funny retirement gifts can be gag gifts, they certainly don’t have to be – they can be thoughtful at the same time.
Wondering what to get your retiring coworker that will make them laugh? This list has a wide variety of options to help you find the perfect gift, so read on for considerations and ideas!
What Makes a Great Retirement Gift
What separates the good from the great retirement gifts? It’s when the retiree’s personality, likes and dislikes, and dreams are taken into consideration first.
A great gift is more than a gift; it’s something that will make the recipient feel something, to bring fond memories or a laugh for years to come. A great gift reflects your appreciation, respect and relationship with your coworker. Read on for key considerations to help plan your gift.
Considerations Before Choosing Retirement Gifts for Coworkers
Decide what kind of “funny” is acceptable for the person
Decide based on the person if a “gag gift” type of funny or a more sentimental funny is appropriate. More sentimental gifts can be just as, if not more, hilarious with funny memories, inside jokes or the person’s unique sense of humor to create a unique gift that can definitely feel more special than a cliché gag.
Consider gifting as a group
Many times, coworkers choose to chip in for one group gift. Group gifts can bring more communal laughs than individual ones when they’re thoughtful. Something that includes heartfelt messages is perfect.
Make it more about your relationship than the event
Retirement can be bittersweet, and a heartfelt message can mean a lot. Since retirements aren’t always the person’s choice (or they may have to find more work), stay away from being overly focused on congratulating and instead, focus on thoughts about your relationship, the difference they made, or funny memories.
Consider their personality, hobbies and retirement goals
Have they talked about what they want to do when they retire, such as travel or taking up a pottery class? Are they an avid golfer, traveler or gardener? Or do you know they have a passion or hidden talent?
If you’re not sure, ask a spouse or close friend. Then, get a gift to help them chase after all their retirement dreams and goals.
Choose a gift they can experience over and over again
A retirement gift should be more than a lazy store bought item or card. A great gift will make the recipient feel something, not just once but each time they see or use the gift for the years to come. Creativity makes for the most treasured gifts because they’re personal.
Think about if the gift needs to be big or small
Is your coworker going to take off and travel? Is he or she a minimalist or maximalist? Sometimes it’s best to go with something small. Whether you should go big or small depends on the person, your relationship with them, and their plans for retirement. They may not want to be burdened down with more “stuff”, as they may even be looking to downsize.
44 Unique Funny Retirement Gifts Your Coworkers Will Love
1. Coworker Funny Memory Book
For a perfect collaborative gift that checks all the boxes – thoughtful, hilarious, and memorable enough to be a keepsake for years to come – gift this collaborative memory book with funny memories and photos! Each coworker can contribute on their own, so the process is simplified and the work is done for you. The recipient will have a memory book full of things to look back on whenever he or she is feeling nostalgic, needs a laugh or wants to share with friends and family!
2. DIY Customized Office Chair with Extra Cushion
Bid farewell to uncomfortable office chairs! Gift your retiring coworker a customized office chair with an extra cushion for those leisurely hours of relaxation. Add a touch of humor by including a plaque that reads, “Officially Retired: No More Meetings, Just Naps!” This thoughtful and funny gift will make their transition from the office to the living room a comfortable and amusing experience.
3. Retirement Survival Kit
Prepare your coworker for the wild adventure of retirement with a humorous retirement survival kit. You can buy one like this, or make it yourself: Pack it with essentials like a magnifying glass for reading tiny retirement plans, a stress ball for those days when relaxation feels overwhelming, and a clock set to “Retirement Time.” This practical yet comical gift will be a memorable way to send them off into the next chapter of their life.
4. “Retirement Rules” Poster
Create a playful list of “Retirement Rules” and turn them into a customized poster for your coworker. Include humorous guidelines such as “Rule #1: No Alarms Allowed,” “Rule #2: Mandatory Afternoon Naps,” and “Rule #3: Casual Friday Every Day.” You can also buy one like this, or use it for inspiration! This witty and visually appealing gift will serve as a daily reminder of the carefree days that lie ahead in retirement.
5. Funny Message Toilet Paper
This one is for the jokers! This funny retiree toilet paper is a fun gag gift that isn’t a waste of money, because it’s still usable in a practical sense – and, everyone will get a laugh when they see the retiree open this one!
6. Funny Retirement Bingo
Make retirement even more entertaining with a game of Funny Retirement Bingo. Customize bingo cards with humorous retirement-related scenarios, such as “Wore Pajamas to the Grocery Store” or “Spent the Whole Day on the Porch Yelling at Clouds.” It’s a hilarious way to celebrate the retiree’s new adventures and create lasting memories with colleagues. You can also buy this whole set!
7. Potty Putter Toilet Golf
Another gag-inspired gift, this mini golf set is for those that love golf and a good joke – plus, they’ll likely actually use this gift, which will make it even more hilarious when everyone watches them open it!
8. Day of the Week Clock
A day of the week clock only keeps track of what day it is, so your retiring coworker can get a good laugh and remember their newfound freedom! Tell them they’ll have to call you to get the actual time to make sure they keep in touch.
9. Retirement Mad Libs
Inject some laughter into your coworker’s retirement with a personalized Retirement Mad Libs book. Create funny and fill-in-the-blank stories that reflect their years of hard work and the adventures that await them in retirement. It’s a delightful and interactive gift that will keep the retiree entertained for hours while celebrating their transition to a life of leisure.
10. “The Legend Has Retired” Baseball Cap
Retirees can live up their retirement in style, and make sure everyone knows it with this fun baseball cap with a message. This one even comes with a sash they can wear to parties.
11. Digital Picture Frame with Funny Photos
A digital WiFi picture frame is a perfect retirement gift to house treasured memories. You can fill it with photos you know they’ll get a good laugh from, and they get control over changing the photos as needed.
12. Funny Retirement Chef’s Apron
A funny retirement apron is a perfect gift idea for chefs, or aspiring chefs out there. With all the options of messages available, it’s easy to find one your retiree will resonate with!
13. Funny Retirement Book(s)
Funny retirement books, like You’re Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children by Dr. Seuss, She Explores, which tells adventure stories of retirees, or 101 Fun Things to do in Retirement, are great ideas for a good laugh and inspiration!
14. Funny Warning Sign: “Retired Person on Premise”
Give a funny hanging retirement sign for a good laugh. Any retiree can find somewhere to hang a sign like this one where it will make other people laugh, too.
15. Funny Retirement Koozies
Every fun-loving retiree who drinks any beverage from a can will get a kick out of these fun koozies with various retirement jokes and sayings that can double as party favors.
16. Personalized Retirement Bottle Opener
Another beverage-inspired idea, this hangable bottle opener can be personalized for someone’s retirement so it can be a new staple in their home decor to turn heads and bring smiles.
17. Funny Engraved Beer Caddy
Print inside jokes or retirement sayings on a beer caddy like this one with a built-in bottle opener so the retiree can bring it everywhere – you can put their name on it too, so they can be sure to let people know they’re retired and loving it!
18. Funny Retirement T-shirt
A funny retirement t-shirt with a message like “I’m retired, do it yourself” will be something a retiree will find themselves wearing for fun around family and friends so they can joke about it all day long!
19. Retirement Newspaper
Print and frame this personalizable Retirement Newspaper for a one-of-a-kind, hilarious gift that your retiring coworker will cherish. Customize headlines with inside jokes, imaginary achievements, and playful anecdotes about their future adventures in leisure. This whimsical keepsake not only celebrates their hard-earned retirement but also ensures a daily dose of laughter as they embark on this new chapter of life.
20. License To Chill Certificate
Grant your retiring coworker the ultimate License to Chill with this printable and personalizable certificate. Customize it with their name and a lighthearted photo to officially authorize them to take it easy. This playful and thoughtful certificate is the perfect way to acknowledge their well-deserved break from the hustle and bustle of work while adding a touch of humor to their retirement celebration.
21. Personalized Bobblehead
Bring a smile to your retiring coworker’s face with a custom bobblehead that captures their unique personality! Personalize the details, from the outfit to the facial expressions, for a whimsical and humorous representation of their professional persona. This fun and quirky retirement gift will serve as a delightful reminder of their years in the office, making the transition to retirement all the more memorable and enjoyable.
22. Caricature
Gift your retiring coworker a laugh-worthy caricature that turns their professional persona into a humorous masterpiece. Capture their distinctive features, quirks, and office habits in a personalized caricature, making it a memorable and amusing tribute to their career. This custom artwork is a fantastic way to celebrate their retirement with a touch of fun and creativity, ensuring it becomes a cherished memento of their time in the workplace!
23. Funny Retirement Quiz Book
Embark on a journey of laughter with “What You Don’t Know About Retirement: A Funny Retirement Quiz.” This entertaining quiz is a lighthearted exploration of the unexpected twists and turns that come with retirement. Delight your retiring coworker with amusing questions and surprising answers, turning their transition into a playful and memorable experience. It’s the perfect way to celebrate their new chapter while sharing a few chuckles along the way.
24. Customizable Humorous Retirement Calendar
Stay organized and entertained in retirement with a customizable retirement calendar. Add a personal touch by featuring memorable photos, inside jokes, and important dates. This practical yet playful gift ensures your retiring coworker stays on schedule while enjoying a daily dose of nostalgia and humor. Gift them a year filled with laughter and memories as they navigate the exciting journey of retirement.
25. Funny Notebook/Journal
Celebrate the journey into retirement with the “Funny Retirement Journal: I Can’t Retire from Being Awesome.” This stylish notebook is not just a blank canvas; it’s an invitation to document all the extraordinary moments, thoughts, and plans that come with this new chapter. With sections for reflections, bucket lists, and even doodles, it’s the perfect companion for the retiree to capture their awesome adventures and hilarious anecdotes in one place. Gift this unique and inspirational journal to make sure they don’t retire from being awesome!
26. DIY Funny Wine Labels
Uncork the humor and celebration with funny customizable retirement wine labels. Personalize each label with witty messages like “Aged to Perfection in Retirement” or “Sipping into the Sunset of Work.” Whether it’s a red, white, or sparkling moment, these labels add a touch of humor to the retiree’s well-deserved glass of relaxation. Create a delightful experience by gifting a set of these labels, making every sip a toast to the retiree’s new vintage of life. Cheers to retirement and the joy it brings!
27. Hilarious Customizable Bar Coasters
Add a touch of humor to the retiree’s favorite beverage spot with customizable retirement bar coasters. Personalize these coasters with witty sayings like “Retired: Now on Permanent Happy Hour” or “No More Work, More Pour!” These quirky additions to the home bar not only protect surfaces but also serve as a daily reminder of the carefree days ahead. Gift a set of these coasters for a fun and functional way to toast to the retiree’s well-deserved relaxation and endless happy hours. Cheers to a retirement filled with joy and laughter!
28. Funny Candle
Illuminate the joy of retirement with this custom candle, “Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore.” Tailored for both men and women, this funny retirement gift is ideal for teachers, bosses, and coworkers alike. Crafted from high-quality natural soy wax and featuring a lead-free cotton wick, this premium scented candle boasts notes of wild orchid, white lily, and spring moss, creating a delightful and lasting fragrance. Not only does it burn beautifully, but it also comes from renewable sources and is toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free. Celebrate the special retiree in your life with the sweet aroma of carefree days ahead, making this humorous and memorable candle the perfect congratulatory gift for their well-deserved retirement.
29. Tote Bag
Elevate the style of the newly retired with this Canvas Tote Bag that says “Officially Retired, Let the Fun Begin.” This reusable shoulder shopping bag is not only a practical accessory but also a humorous declaration of the carefree days ahead. Crafted with durability in mind, this tote ensures that the retiree can carry a piece of their well-earned relaxation wherever they go. Celebrate their new chapter with a touch of wit and functionality, making this tote bag an ideal and memorable gift for any retiree ready to embark on the journey of endless fun!
30. Pillow With Funny Retirement Sayings
Add a dash of humor to the retiree’s home decor with this Funny Retirement Pillow Cover. Whether it’s for women, men, dad, mom, or beloved coworkers, this cushion case features a retired schedule that brings a smile to anyone’s face. Designed for both office and family settings, this large pillowcase is a playful way to celebrate the joy of retirement. Crafted with quality materials, it ensures comfort and durability, making it the perfect funny and functional gift for those embracing the next chapter of their life
31. Eye mask that says, “Officially Retired – Do Not Disturb”
Ensure the retiree gets some well-deserved rest with the Forum Novelties Officially Retired, Do Not Disturb Napping Eye Mask. This hilarious gag gift is a playful way to signal that it’s time for some uninterrupted relaxation. Perfect for retirement parties, this eye mask adds a touch of humor to the celebration and makes for a fun and memorable gift for anyone embracing the joys of retirement. Give the gift of peaceful naps and laughter with this entertaining eye mask for the retiree in your life.
32. “I’m done” Retirement Fork
Celebrate the end of the working days with this stainless steel dinner fork engraved with the witty message, “I’m done” and “Stick A Fork in Me.” This humorous gift is a great way to mark the transition to retirement, adding a touch of fun to the dining experience. The fork arrives ready for gifting, making it an amusing and memorable present for anyone embarking on the journey of post-work life!
33. F*ing Quitter Mug
Embrace the humor of retirement with this “F*ing Quitter” Mug, featuring the cheeky addition, “Oops, I mean Happy Retirement 2024.” This bold and humorous mug is a perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh during the retiree’s transition. Crafted for a touch of irreverent charm, it’s an ideal gift to add a splash of wit to their morning routine or coffee breaks. Celebrate the retiree’s new journey with a side of laughter, making this mug a memorable and amusing addition to their collection!
34. Funny Socks
Funny socks are another fabulous retirement gift idea for coworkers! One example is these, where one foot proudly declares “I’m retired” and the other humorously warns, “Do not disturb.” Another are these that let you customize them with a photo of your coworker!
35. Toilet timer
Ensure a timely transition to relaxation with these toilet timers, a unique retirement gift idea as seen on ABC’s Shark Tank! The sand timer runs for approximately 5 minutes, providing a lighthearted solution for avoiding prolonged bathroom breaks. Sturdily constructed and featuring a 360-degree rotation mechanism, this gift is perfect for retirement, adding humor to the transition from work to leisure. Say farewell to extended bathroom stays with this clever and entertaining present that’s sure to bring laughter to your retiree’s new chapter in life.
36. Funny Retiree Figurine
Capture the joy of retirement with this Funny Retiree Figurine, a beautifully crafted and hand-painted statue perfect for desk or shelf decoration. Reminiscent of Carlos Galvez’s humorous transition to retirement, this figurine symbolizes the freedom and satisfaction that come with leaving the daily grind behind. It’s not just a figurine; it’s a delightful reminder of the carefree moments and exciting adventures that await in retirement.
37. Oil Painting Of A Work Memory
Use one or multiple photos to create a sentimental or hilarious work memory oil painting for the retiree! This will show that you put real thought and effort into getting a gift that will be remembered forever… and that you’re willing to go the extra mile to get the best laugh!
38. Personalized BBQ Grilling Utensils
Engrave a special grill utensil set for the ones who are going to be grilling in style in retirement. This will give them a way to have special memories for the years to come, and maybe even invite you over!
39. Funny Message Coffee Mug
Since everyone loves a good favorite mug for their daily coffee, tea or other favorite beverage, choose a ready-made retirement mug, like this hilarious “weekly schedule” mug perfect as a gift from a coworker!
40. Retirement Shot Glasses
Send your coworker into retirement in style with a funny retirement shot glass. They’ll have something they can display and/or use, whether they collect shot glasses or can just use a good one that will bring back great memories.
41. Funny Retirement Engraved Whiskey Glass
Is the retiree a whiskey-lover? Then they’ll love nothing more than this hilarious whiskey glass to mark the occasion – then they can relive the good memories over and over.
42. Funny Message Engraved Tumbler
Get a high-quality Yeti or other tumbler with your personalized message for the retiree. They’ll be using this mug a lot, at home and on the road and they’ll get a good laugh and memories with every use.
43. Customizable Engraved Retirement Cutting Board
Hopefully, retirement for some people means a lot of really good cooking, now that they have the time! Anyone who stays at home, or in an RV to travel, can use a good cutting board, so why not give them a special engraved cutting board, like this one that says, “Eat, Drink and Be Retired”? You can customize with names!
44. Engraved Travel Journal
Make sure the traveling retiree has a place to write down all their experiences, so they can have a keepsake no matter where they go! An engraved journal will give them personal travel experiences to remember.
Frequently Asked Questions on Funny Retirement Gifts
How much money should you give a coworker for retirement?
If it’s a collective group effort, a monetary gift from $5-$20 per person is standard, and you may want to go ahead and match what others are giving. If it’s from just you, anything from $30-$50 is acceptable. Consider your relationship with the person – how close are you? Also consider their years at the business and that you worked together, plus think about what else they’re getting or what’s being done to honor them.
What is the best gift to give a coworker who is retiring?
The best gift you can give to a retiring coworker is something that will reflect their value to them, and make them feel special. If it can bring good memories, it’s an excellent choice, and if it’s something they want or that aligns with their interests, hobbies or goals, then it’s also a great choice. The key is to think about the person you’re giving the gift to and make sure it’s a gift they’ll appreciate – don’t buy it for yourself. Ask their friends or family if you’re unsure. A heartfelt note, donation to a charity they like or tickets to something they’ll love can also go a long way, as can a subscription to online or in-person skill classes for new hobbies. If your coworker is also your boss, you can check out our article on the best boss retirement gifts.
Where can I find a unique retirement gift idea?
Check out this blog post for ideas for unique retirement gift ideas! If you’re still feeling stuck, look at the considerations in this blog post and write down what you know about the person. You can also talk to their other friends and family to get more ideas of what they might love.
What is an appropriate retirement gift?
Appropriate retirement gifts include thoughtful notes from individuals or groups – like in a collaborative memory book; money, tickets to events or charity donations; or any item that will make the person laugh or be something they can use that aligns with their interests or retirement goals. This can be something they can use to travel or do a hobby like golf, or decor items. Personalizing items like beverage glasses or tumblers, watches and more can make the gift extra meaningful.
What do you give a man for a retirement party?
Think about the man as an individual and consider his hobbies and interests. If he has certain goals for retirement, think about those as well. Giving something that shows you pay attention can go a long way! Some generic ideas include engraved watches, personalized liquor glasses or tumblers, personalized grill sets, golf clubs or a wallet or travel bag, journal or a collaborative memory book. Additionally you can read our guide on the Best Retirement Gifts for a Man.
What do you give a woman for a retirement party?
Think about the woman as an individual and consider her hobbies and interests. If she has certain goals for retirement, think about those as well. Giving something that shows you pay attention can go a long way! Some generic ideas include engraved watches, personalized liquor or wine glasses, personalized coffee mugs or tumblers, an espresso machine, hammock or journal or a collaborative memory book.
Conclusion: The Most Hilarious Retirement Gifts For Coworkers
The key to a hilariously funny retirement gift for your coworker is to consider who they are as a person, like their hobbies and goals. Think about their sense of humor and what they’ll get a kick out of, whether that be a funny gag gift or a sentimental gift with inside jokes. People appreciate when a gift or note reflects how well they’re known by others, so make it all about them and you can’t go wrong! We hope you find some inspiration from our comprehensive list.
