Bad Ass Ramen Recipes For Broke Ass Folks! (2024)

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Prison Nachos Prison Ramen Orange Chicken Ramen Ramen Pizza Prison Pad Thai Son Chichi References

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    Prison Nachos

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    1 Ramen Noodle

    1 Summer Sausage

    1 Chilli with/without beans

    1 Nacho tortilla chips.

    1 Onion

    1 Squeeze Cheese First boil noodles drain and set aside. Chop summer sausage and onion mix together then add Ramen seasoning. Place onion and summer sausage mixture in the microwave for 4 minutes on high, afterwards take out and place to the site. Take tortilla chips and place a large amount on a bowl. Mix water (or milk) with cheese, after warming the cheese until it melts, and blend until smooth and creamy. Take meat and onion mixture over tortilla chips. Next take your chilli and cooked noodles and pour over your chips. Lastly spread your melted cheese over your chips. Viola nachos delight.

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    Prison Ramen

    Take a bag of Cheetos Puffs and smash them until they’re a fine powder. Then add the packet of chicken flavoring to the bag of Cheetos powder. Cook noodles in two cups of water. Add all the noodles and water to bag. Stir and shake to mix. You may or may not be able to eat out of bag; sometimes it leaks.

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    Orange Chicken Ramen

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    one pack of ramen (don’t use the flavoring packet)

    1/2 can white chicken (4 oz. can)

    cheddar cheese spread

    chili garlic sauce

    Honey to taste
    1 small orange Microwave ramen for 2 minutes and drain. Stir in cheddar cheese spread. Add small amount of chili garlic sauce. Add honey and chicken and juice from one orange.

    149 votes

  • Ramen Pizza

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    2 pkgs. Beef Flavor Top Ramen

    Salt

    3 cups water

    1/2 lb. ground beef

    1/2 cup mushrooms, sliced

    15-1/2 oz. jar spaghetti sauce

    3 Tbs. Parmesan cheese

    1/2 cup onion, chopped

    1/2 cup milk

    1 egg

    8 oz. mozzarella cheese, grated

    1 pizza pan

    aluminum foil

    Cover pizza pan with aluminum foil. Build up foil edges to form about 1/2" tall rim around the pan. Lightly grease the aluminum surface. Cook both packages of Top Ramen noodles in water with pinch of salt. Do not use flavor packets. Drain noodles and set aside. Brown beef, onions and mushrooms together. Drain excess fat. Stir both flavor packets into meat mixture. Set aside. Beat together egg, milk and parmesan cheese. Stir this mixture into Top Ramen noodles. Evenly spread noodle/egg mixture onto pizza pan. Pour spaghetti sauce over noodles. Sprinkle meat mixture over sauce. Top with mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes or until golden, bubbly brown. Let stand 5 minutes before slicing. Great for parties!

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    Prison Pad Thai Son

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    One Chicken Ramen package

    Tablespoon of Franks red hot sauce

    Two Tablepoons of Peanut butter(creamy works best) Cook your ramen, keep about 1/4 cup of water in after you drain it. Next, put the peanut butter in the bottom of your bowl and spread it around. Then put the Franks red hot in add the ramen on top. Mix it all together and wala…bomb ass prison pad thai son.

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    Chichi

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    2 packs of ramen noodles hot and spicy or other spicy variety

    1/3 bottle of jalapeno squeeze cheese

    1 summer sausage

    1 Slim Jim (the food product, not the breaking and entering tool)

    1 bag of instant chili (canned will work)

    1 small garbage bag (if you only have a regular house size one, cut the top half off) Before you start crush the noodles while they are still in the package. Microwave a bowl of water for 2 minutes, then add both ramen noodle packets and let sit for now. (Put on a lid on the bowl if you have one.) Now, chop or dice the summer sausage and Slim Jim, and then make or heat the chili. The noodles should now be fully expanded (about 10 mins), drain ALL the water from the noodles. Dump the noodles into the garbage bag then add 1 flavor pack and 1/3 bottle of jalapeno cheese and knead the bag. Next add the meat then knead again till meat is evenly distributed. Now add the hot chili (the hotter the better). This would also be the time to add the other flavor pack if you want. I find one and a half packs to be enough but you could add more later if needed. Finally, knead the bag again and you’re ready to enjoy fine prison cuisine. I can eat it all myself but it could feed 2 normal people.

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